whismical:

if a person dies with a tampon in, does someone take it out? who has that job?

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I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’
Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

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satinhands:

icecooly94:

ibroketheuniverse:

sleepcastiel:

hazelshaw:

Celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenge

wow im really happy that all of these wealthy people would prefer doing this than donating money to a charity that will save lives

Okay, I’m a stop you right there. Yes, the basis of the challenge is dump water on your head or donate. But what this challenge is meant to do is RAISE AWARENESS. People who see this end up wondering and then learning what ALS is. And who better to spread the message than celebrities?

People who do the challenge are also still asked to make a donation, and to pass on the challenge. This is good. These celebrities are raising awareness, spreading the message, and probably still donating. But hey, they’re horrible people because they participated in this right? It would ‘ve been better if they wrote a check and never told anyone about it at all.

fun reminder that lady gaga also did this and then donated $10,000 to the foundation and i doubt she’s the only one to do that so pls chill

Charlie Sheen did that too I think

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I am a sad and lonely man


a-rocket-for-you:

snejbae:

liallhormmings:

itstessy:

preppyandclassy:

lost-moonlight:

finding-shanti:

fapwizard:

nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

hollllllllllly.

Holy sweet baby jesus

He looks like dave franco

Omg

No he fucking does not he’s even better

*breaks reblog button*

OH MYYY 😍

I’m in love D:


Daayyuuuuuumm

a-rocket-for-you:

snejbae:

liallhormmings:

itstessy:

preppyandclassy:

lost-moonlight:

finding-shanti:

fapwizard:

nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

hollllllllllly.

Holy sweet baby jesus

He looks like dave franco

Omg

No he fucking does not he’s even better

*breaks reblog button*

OH MYYY 😍

I’m in love D:

Daayyuuuuuumm

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modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

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When Everyone Assumes All I Eat Is Salad Because I Eat Paleo


dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

image

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committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

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