whitehouse:

“Let’s do this more often…let’s pass more bills to help create more good jobs, strengthen the middle class.” —President Obama to Republicans in Congress before signing the Workforce Innovation Act, which will help connect more ready-to-work Americans with ready-to-be-filled jobs.

whitehouse:

“Let’s do this more often…let’s pass more bills to help create more good jobs, strengthen the middle class.” —President Obama to Republicans in Congress before signing the Workforce Innovation Act, which will help connect more ready-to-work Americans with ready-to-be-filled jobs.


fuck-it-idc:

Getting on mfc~

fuck-it-idc:

Getting on mfc~

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

(via anything-goes-with-emily)


gay8:

Brian Oldham
Beautiful Lies, 2013

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anything-goes-with-emily:

collegehumor:

dorkly:

The Bad-Signal

50% of the time, it works all the time.

Wait, what’s the area code?

Gotham, duh.



shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

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rachelreine:

i won’t let this meme die

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heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.


Are these drake lyrics

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

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nice dick
me to myself (via bronybf)

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coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time

coolator:

my favorite tweet of all time

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Man the new Doctor looks great

Man the new Doctor looks great

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phobias:

phobias:

i invented a new seductive look; it’s called the double half wink

it’s like squinting but sending a “i wanna take your pants off” kinda vibe

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